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I beg to differ meme.

lokis-nonexistent-shampoo:


I’ve decided that I secretly love my tumblr peeps more than my facebook peeps.

why?

well if you’re reading this then you already know.

Facebook

  • Has no GIFS
  • Does not have hashtags
  • People on there don’t know what ‘feels’ are
  • No one says MY BODY IS READY
  • Awkward obsessions are usually hidden on FB
  • Roleplay just does not work.
  • You can’t roleplay
  • No one knows what a Face Claim is
  • PRACTICALLY NO ONE SHIPS 
  • You gots family on there…
  • You can’t change your name just to get rid of them

I mean, at least on tumblr you can like password it and change your url and stufff

Like seriously FB life sucks and I hate all my friends who aren’t on tumblr. It’s not even their FAULT. I just find people on tumblr a helllll of a lot more funnier, nicer, understanding-er. 

So Facebook friends, if you see this (you probably won’t cause you lame)


gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY


(773): she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable


alexhardbeckarnold:

“Driving Miss Daisy. It’s a classic.”